Evil Gawain

Gawain is evil. He has no respect for Lance, his very own father, and insists on eating first, picking fights, and pissing on Lance's head when they go for walks. All animals overthrow their hierarchy when they come of age, but this creature is stunted! He's already 2 years old yet pet handlers are sure he's only all of 8 months.

Some things in the animal kingdom, however, stay the same. Lance is such a guy: he likes tennis balls, sleeping, sex, and expects only regular meals plus the occasional snack of bread, curry puff pastry and other carbohydrates. Gawain eats just for attention. Otherwise, he demands only love. Adorable little bitch.